Coffin companies use naked women to improve sales

The company released a calendar which features
images of topless models caressing coffins.
Polish coffin company, Lindner has shown that
desperate times call for desperate measures as
they have resorted to using naked women to
advertise their product.
The company released a calendar which features
images of topless models caressing coffins.
A spokesperson for the company, Bartek Lindner
said:
“Every edition is different and when we have too
many women, female customers complain. But
when we have too many men, male customers
complain.”
"So here we have men and women in one calendar
as a compromise,” he said.
The firm's owner, Zbigniew Lindner said:
"My son had the idea of creating the company's
calendar so that we could show something half-
serious, colourful, beautiful; the beauty of Polish
girls and the beauty of our coffins."
"So much work goes into our coffins that are only
seen for a few moments at the funeral. We wanted
to show that a coffin shouldn't be a sacred object -
it's furniture, it's the last bed you'll ever sleep in.
It isn't a religious symbol. It's a product."
"Why are people afraid of coffins and not of
business suits, cosmetics or jewellery?" he added.
The creators of the calendar have said that they
have no ulterior motives but are only trying to the
strength, energy and elegance of women.